Car Power

I just watched Death Proof, the Quentin Tarantino directed movie from Grindhouse and hooolllly shit. My big screen car chase itch has done been scratched. All I need are two beautiful muscle cars, a long dirt road and double maximum speed and I'm fine. Well, I'm better than fine, I'm bordering on one of those characters from Cronenberg's Crash. But more on Death Proof (and all of Grindhouse) later, I'm here to talk about cars--movie cars. To some of us, there is nothing quite like a bad-ass 1977 Pontiac Trans Am going up against a yellow Mercedes in a parking structure. Preferably with 1970s era Ryan O'Neal in the driver's seat.

Which is why I've returned to a post (from my MSN story) about something I love more than, hell, Lee Van Cleef--the car in cinema. Assembled, sometimes, like the ultimate dream machine of perfection, uber speed and sex appeal, a lovely car can be a more aesthetically beautiful creation than ... Catherine Zeta-Jones. Ask any gear-head. Not only can they discuss the repair and restoration of the four or five cars piled in their front yard, they can also list the specs of Mad Max's Interceptor without missing a beat. And yep, not surprisingly, they'd rather watch Mad Max over Love, Actually. Hell, they'd rather watch Mad Max over The Fast and the Furious -- the re-make -- which is where this list peels out of the, uh, driveway.

So here's my look at the 10 greatest examples of car cinema (not the greatest cars, that's another list I wrote, though these movies include all of my favorite cars), proving that autos can make not only a genre, but compelling characters as well. For these films, it's not star, but car, power. I'm taking my Torino out for a joyride now...

10. Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry (1974)
OK, so the film itself leaves something to be desired in the deep-meaning department. And the director dips into the cheap-thrills cookie jar one too many times. But Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry is lots of messy fun -- especially when involving automobiles. Peter Fonda is (crazy) Larry, a would-be NASCAR driver who, with his mechanic Deke (Adam Roarke), pulls off a heist and runs for a new country. But they also take Mary (Susan George), a nutjob wild child (who's really the "crazy" one here, anyway?), who makes the getaway a little more, well, interesting. Filled with all kinds of terrific chase sequences starring lust-worthy hotrod "characters" such as a Dodge Charger, a Chevrolet Impala and a Dodge Polara. This one's muscle-ri-fic.

9. Duel (1971)
Before he struck fear in the heart of every beach-loving, ocean-swimming New Englander, Steven Spielberg crafted one of his supreme films with Duel, a movie that struck fear in the heart of every traveling salesman just trying to get down a California highway. Dennis Weaver is the nebbish, Joe-Blow salesman whose life becomes a vehicular nightmare when a mysterious, ominous truck will not stop following him. But why? Well, we assume the truck wants to kill him (or just completely mess with his head) in some kind of sanity test the poor schlub did not need that morning. Or maybe the truck really hates his car -- a Plymouth Valiant. Whatever the case, the deranged semi vs. Plymouth makes for a superbly tense 90-minute chase film that's a lot more disturbing and so-called "bad to the bone" than Christine.

8. Vanishing Point (1971)
Can you get from Denver to San Francisco in one night? Check out Vanishing Point, in which Barry Newman's mysterious speedster, Kowalski attempts just that. Hired to deliver the white Dodge 440 1970 Challenger in less than 15 hours, he's in the exceptional predicament of being pursued by cops, while a blind DJ named "Super Soul" (Cleavon Little) helps him along his way. Informing the driver of his progress via radio show, Super Soul also makes Kowalski something of a folk hero ("the last American to whom speed means freedom of the soul"). Taut, enigmatic and chock full of pursuits (a memorable one involves a Jaguar), the film skids and scoots and speeds to a kind of infinity. Who really wants to get out of their car?

7. Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)
You gotta love a movie in which the car is such a major character, she's given a name ("Eleanor"). You also gotta love a movie in which the writer, director and stunt driver also stars (H.B. Halicki), mostly because he's such a die-hard gear-head that he surely couldn't imagine anyone else leading the proceedings. Car thieves must steal 48 cars in a short period of time, including a 1973 Mustang Mach 1 code-named Eleanor. When Halicki (as the amusingly named Maindrian Pace) gets his hands on Eleanor, the film kicks into epic high gear, with a 40-minute chase scene that passes through five California cities and leaves nearly 100 cars totaled. The movie was re-made (badly) in 2000, proving you don't need big stars (Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie) or extra extreme effects when you already had the real deal in the first place. And Halicki was the real deal; he died in a stunt accident while making this film's sequel.

6. The Driver (1978)
Walter Hill proved that he knew his way around a car by writing the screenplay for Sam Peckinpah's supreme The Getaway (another great car movie) and directing the auto-centric The Driver. An unyielding, enigmatic thriller, the film stars Ryan O'Neal, known simply as The Driver, a man constantly chased by, yep, The Detective (a fantastically creepy Bruce Dern) in a seemingly endless game of cat and mouse. The entire film involves obsessed pursuit; the viewer's point of view is often inside the car as the Driver maneuvers without any discernible emotion. O'Neal is almost literally a driving machine, as he shifts, swerves and speeds his Trans Am through parking structures, alleys and oncoming traffic. This is no giggling Smokey and the Bandit; this is Le Samourai on high octane.

5. Le Mans (1971)
Le Mans is about exactly that: the famed French auto race that runs for 24 hours. And not much else. In true car-noir fashion, it takes a good half-hour before we hear the film's protagonist utter a line of dialogue. That protagonist, Delaney, is played by Steve McQueen in a film so stripped of plot that it often feels like a documentary. We simply watch the auto race on the world's hardest endurance course as our hero goes more than 24 hours on 14.5 kilometers of cordoned country road. There's a duel between Delaney, in his Gulf Team Porsche 917, and a Ferrari 512LM that tests not only the driver's technical abilities, but also his personal will. Filled with terrific racing sequences galore and impressive wrecks, the spectacle is thrilling even if the narrative is not.

4. Bullitt (1968)
What -- you thought I'd get through this list with only one McQueen film? Not likely, especially since this film is so firmly implanted in car cinema, it's tough not to combine the car and driver as one super being. Bullitt, Peter Yates' too-cool-for-school-actioner, boasts the greatest cinematic drive through the streets of San Francisco. But there's more than that legendary pursuit. There's the car -- a sweet 1968 Mustang GT 390 (the best-looking Mustang ever) -- and the driver -- McQueen (the best-looking guy ever to drive a Mustang). McQueen, who helped re-vamp the bitchin' green Ford, is the James Dean of car culture, indelibly linked with the lure and lore of the automobile. Bullitt actually makes me think Mustangs are not the most obvious "muscle" car you can own. Still, the villain's car, the 1968 Dodge Charger was much, much cooler.

3. Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Many remember 1977 as the year Star Wars became a national obsession. But while some of you played with plastic light sabers and (now priceless) action figures, there were others who busted out their Dad's CB radio ("Sheriff ... do the letters F.O. mean anything to you?") and prayed he'd buy a black 1977 Pontiac Trans AM just like the one Burt Reynolds (a.k.a., The Bandit) drives in Hal Needham's classic Smokey and the Bandit. And yes, I did just say classic. A charming, laughing Reynolds teams with trucker pal Jerry Reed to transport 400 cases of Coors beer across state lines, with an apoplectic, hilarious Jackie Gleason (as Sheriff Buford T. Justice) in pursuit. Loads of light fun filled with clever, excellently edited and just plain stellar car-chase sequences, Smokey and the Bandit is, as the infectious Jerry Reed song proclaimed, "loaded up and truckin.'"

2. Mad Max (1979)
Mad Max gives new meaning to the term "playing chicken." After super-studly, leather-clad cop Max Rockatansky (played by Mel Gibson in a star-making performance) explosively wins this game with an escaped criminal named The Nightrider, thug-in-arms biker-gang leader The Toecutter (oh, how I love these names) seeks vengeance, killing not only Max's partner but Max's family as well. So now Max is, as the title states, mad. Very, very mad. As directed by George Miller, this dystopian vision of violent recklessness and ultimate revenge is wonderfully paced, beautifully textured and even quite emotional at times. It also, in terms of ingenious car chase, crash, smash and explode sequences, is incredibly, punk-rock badass. And it features one of cinema's coolest cars: The Interceptor, a 1973 Ford Falcon XB GT, the auto-erotic fixation of the petrol set. Where can I get one?

1. Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)
If Jean Paul Sartre had directed a drive-in movie, he might have crafted Monte Hellman's existential, car noir Two-Lane Blacktop. The stoic central characters are stripped down to their basic handles -- James Taylor is known only as the Driver, Dennis Wilson the Mechanic, Laurie Bird the Girl and the late great Warren Oates, in one of his most unforgettable roles, is GTO. All players drive and drive and drive, seemingly to challenge other cars and race cross country, but is that really what they're seeking? The characters don't even know themselves. But they do love their cars. Taylor and Wilson drive a seriously souped-up '55 Chevy that's all muscle and speed, no frills, while Oates rolls a yellow 1970 Pontiac GTO -- something Taylor scorns as right off the lot. What makes this film unique is its absolute auto-centric vision (the continual purr and hum of the engine makes even the viewer feel at one with the car) mingled with art-house beauty. And it's one of the few movies in which the Driver can state with extra, ambiguous meaning, "You can never go fast enough." A masterpiece.

And here's my masterpiece:

The tires have improved since this picture but still, this is the closest I come to bearing children. I think I look the most in love when I pose with my car. And the most protective...

Comments

[Adam R]

How can you not mention the REAL automotive star of "Bullitt"? The bad guys' jet black '68 Dodge Charger R/T steals the show from the Mustang. To me that '68 is the sexiest and meanest muscle car ever made, and it's the perfect vehicle for the glove-wearing, shotgun-touting villains.

[Theron]

Okay, a couple of things...

I'm so jealous! I'm a Texan and I've yet to see "Grindhouse." True, I'm only a Houstonian, but still... I've been obsessing about this flick since it was first announced. I canna wait to viddy it (as a Scottish Alex might say).

Next, that's a boss car, babe. But already know that.

Last, you definitely hit all the "car chase highlights," Kim. So, for #11, I nominate John Frankenheimer's 1998 flick, "Ronin." Killer car chase in that one, fer sure...

[Kim]

Adam,

I totally mentioned it--the damn thing was cut off by Burt Reynolds' cowboy hat. But that car is there. Well, it should have been. So it's added.

Thanks though. And you are right of course. I'm not a big Mustang fan myself....

Theron,

Frankenheimer's "Ronin" and "Grand Prix" should get honorable mentions, if I had an honorable mention.

Thanks about my car. It used to be all primer, and I labored over ever changing the paint--I love primer cars. The black came out nice though. And I'm a simple person--I like shiny things.

[Sean O'Hara]

Interesting how all the films on the list were made between 1968 and '79. That might be Kim's bias for movies of the '70s, but I can't think of many good car movies outside of that period either -- Gun Crazy and They Live by Night don't put enough emphasis on the vehicles, and the machines in Road Warrior aren't exactly cars. Ronin's really the only recent film that could fit on the list -- and even there I'd say Grand Prix is a better choice.

[SolShine7]

I'm not much of a car junkie...but I did write a post on my blog about my affection for Vespas.

Now, you got me wanting to go ren Mad Max. That movie was so weird and cool.

[Bill M]

if i had to make a list myself it would be a duplicate of yours Kim..I was lucky enough to see Two Lane Blacktop & Vanishing Point on a double bill in the 70's. I tipped my hat to Two Lane Backtop awhile back on my meager blog..url is above..

[J.]

When I was a kid, my favorite movie car was David Carradine's monster from "Death Race 2000"

[Piper]

Issac Hayes car from Escape From New York with the chandeliers hanging from the headlights. He's the Duke Of New York.

I think around the time of Duel, there was another movie titled The Car with James Brolin. A creepy car that chased down everyone.

The mini's from The Italian Job. The original.

And then of course the Winnebago in Lost In America.

I'm crossing my fingers, but I might be going to the Premiere of Grindhouse tomorrow in Austin. Trying to get tickets now.

[Felix]

McQueen is king. Period.

[frankbooth]

This it too weird. Just watched Mad Max for the first time in years (and with original Aussie vocal track for the first time ever), and have Vanishing Point, which I've never seen (I know, how lame) sitting in here in a familiar green envelope. The Road Warrior should be in my mailbox by tonight. The thing is, I got on this kick, for no real reason, BEFORE I read this entry.

That is one lovely vehicle you've got there, and I'm as far from a car nut as you can get. Yes, it somehow makes you twice as sexy.

Is Grindhouse opening in Lumberton-by-the-Bay this weekend? 'cause now I'm dying to see it even more. According to Jeff Welles, QT cast a stuntwoman as his star so he wouldn't have to use fakey-looking effects. Now that's commitment!

[Helmut Kian]

Going down the list, I worried you wouldn't include "Two-Lane Blacktop." That ending hazed me. I wish every movie ended like that.

[Joe Valdez]

This was a man's man's man's man's list, Kim. Great job. You gave me many a savage rental idea.

I can see you started out making a list of great car movies as opposed to great chases, but since you mentioned "Bullitt", I think you may have also overlooked the truck chase in "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

It doesn't involve cars or much in the way of speed, but it does pack more story and character into any cinematic chase, short of "The French Connection", than I've ever seen.

[Jack]

I highly suggest (if you haven't already) that you see Claude Lelouch's C'ETAIT UN RENDEZ-VOUS. The whole film is one unbroken, nine-minute POV shot take of a Fararri driving from one end of Paris to the other before the film in the camera runs out. It is the cinematic embodiment of pure motorized awesomeness.

Death Race 2000 might have been the greatest car chase movie ever made, if it weren't for the unfortunate use of undercranking (making the cars look like they're going 90, when they're probably really only doing, like, 30 or 40), making the racing scenes look like something out of a Keystone Kops movie. Still, it's a helluva cool car film.

[burritoboy]

Godard is obsessed with cars - particularly, with people stealing American ones. Pierrot le fou is one to mention here.

If someone's going to mention trucks, then we can't ignore Clouzet's Wages of Fear (obvious, yes, but also wow-level great).

It's pretentious to mention these, but: Kiarostami's Ten and Taste of Cherry.

[Felix]

Thanks for the recommendation on "Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry"!

I finished watching it and I thought it rocked. Save for the all too abrupt ending, it was really good.

[Felix]

Just curious, but have you ever seen "Hot Rods to Hell"? It's cheesy as all hell, but man is it a fun movie.

[Felix]

I FINALLY checked "Vanishing Point."

The film fucking rocks.

Please keep suggesting these car flicks.

[Byron Parrish]

Did you know that the '73 eleanor in the original gone in 60 seconds was really a'71 dressed up as a '73? According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Mustang_Mach_1

[rreis]

Well, nobody mentioned but I remember also "Badlands", from Terence Malick. And why the hell are no Mad Max hints in Death Proof? Zoe is from New Zealand, it's "impossible" to do not know that one :)

[CarZeky]

I like watching car movies, though I'm not really that knowledgable about cars but I simply enjoying the full action and blusting. Think that's the true entertainment..you must enjoy what are you watching.

[john]

DRITY MARY CRAZY LARRY I think in the best I love it some much I built the car

[John]

GDay Car Movie fans.
I am hunting down the movie title of an American Car Movie.
It is set around the stroy of high school kid racing his Comaro (Red with Black bonnet mural)for $$$.Leter they dig up a '57 Chev? from under the football field so he can race through the ciity against the clock. Seen this years ago (80's) can anyone help???

[Marcas]

I enjoy collecting great 70's movies. Great by today's standards or not, I love them. However, reading your blog and the subsequent posts, I'm amazed that one KEY movie is missed. The Seven-Ups. Made in 1973 and directed by Phillip D'Antoni, producer of Bullit. Rent it, buy it, watch it, you're in for a killer car movie!

[Mark]

WOW... terrific list! almost 100% approved - on my list Vanishing Point would be number one!

however just wanted to add two great movies for car buffs and chase fans!!

- The Gumball Ralley (1976) - the film the actual 'Gumball 3000 Ralley' is based on and way better than the later Cannonball Run movies!
- The Sugarland Express (1974) - a forgotten Steven Spielberg gem, most of the movie is a car chase!

...love to read your stuff ...keep up the great work!

p.s. ...your ride rocks!