What the fuck? Didn't Bush fucking win?

So--I don't usually use this blog to write about daily stuff but...the day the election is finalized, I get an email from this classy guy. The only reason I'm posting his lovely words is for the mere fact that, finally, for the FIRST time I've been called a Kerry supporter. Usually, my hate mail comes from knee-jerk liberals assuming I'm a big, ol' closet Republican, or a straight up Repub. Which I am not. After enduring so much CRAP from those who disliked my take on The Passion of the Christ AND Team America, this uh...elegant gentleman steps in to make my day! I smiled! Thank you sir! And I'll grow up right quick. Maybe as a start, I too will use the charming, old timey Wayne's World slang of "Not!"

I read your review of 'Team America: World Police' and...YOU BETTER
LEARN TO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU IMMATURE KERRY SUPPORTING B*TCH! YOU
DON'T START OF A MOVIE REVIEW ON A PUBLIC PAGE THAT KIDS COULD SEE USING
THE "F" WORD! CHANCES ARE YOUR UNDER 25, AM I RIGHT? WELL ANYWAY, GROW
UP! YOUR NEVER GONNA LAST IN THE PROFESSIONAL WORLD WITH THAT DEGREE OF
UNPROFESSIONALISM! -a friend, NOT!

Comments

[Nic]

That's kind of funny actually. Sure seemed like a professional guy

[Jack]

I love you Kim! You never reveal your politics which makes me trust your writing. For all I know you live with a militia or stare at guns all day--I don't care. Your writing is truly offbeat and on the mark in a sea of posers--no one is writing like this! That guy is nuts but, yes, it's funny! I'm glad he made you smile.

[Harvey]

Keep up the good work, woman! And remember: never take seriously an opinion posted in all caps, and never take journalistic advice from someone who doesn't understand the difference between "your" and "you're."

[Rob]

Thats funny. I always start my day with a good'ol shout of the "F" word. What was that guys problem. As far as your younger audience, I remember using that word when i was 10. I'm sure he did to.

[Patrick]

mmmmmm can you show pictures of your feet?

[Danny]

Wow, he is calling you a b*tch on a public web page? Isn't that a little rude? What if kids could see that for god's sake?!

[Phil]

Hi Kim, Say Whatever You Want Too! You're Not Immature Or A Bitch!, You're A Beautiful, Wonderful, Intelligent, Person!, And If That Dumbass Creep Does'nt Like It, Then Screw Him! Love Ya Kim! :)

[Everett]

Excellent site, which I stumbled on after seeing Team America. Made me squirm and laugh...but I am a Brit and used to the p..s being taken out of everything 'sacred'
Power to your writing.

[Sieglinde]

A) You DO sound like a "Big ol' Republican"...at least be as up front about it as I am about being a Tax-and-spend, Massachusetts, commie-loving LIBERAL! heh. And on the subj. of blondes...WHERE is my idol, Sharon Stone??? Nice take on good old Rutger, tho'. Yummy.